Alright, I would normally preach against such things, but the dark side in me really wants to play such a thing

This might be a little too advanced for todays games, but maybe someday ...
I want to see a Fridaty the 13th type game, where you get to play the role of the axe-weilding manic living out in the woods, and you find a cabin that's being inhabited for the weekend by a bunch of horny teens. It would be a Thief/Metal Gear Solid stealth-type game where your job is to dispatch all of the teens without being found out or killed in the process. Basically, the teens go through some random scripted patterns, and you can pick them off in whatever order you want. For example, say a couple of them are doing the freak nasty outside in a tent, and the guy goes out to relieve himself, you could take your pick as to which one you want to off first. And once you've got a decent body count, you could drag the bodies into a central location, and lure one of the remaining live ones to that spot, and once they see all the dead bodies and start to freak out, when they turn around to run in the other direction, they find you waiting there with a meat cleaver!
And when you're done slaughtering all of them, your reward will be like a feature length film where you get to sit back and watch your handywork like it was a horror flick

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