The bad jokes thread

[bigchris]

Then what form do you call what you do?

I don't do anything. I took the piss out of you. get over it.

Yo, tweedle head, what have I ever done to you other than spank you silly in every debate you're even attempted with me? Talk about growing up.

I don't remember you spanking me silly (pervert) I do remember you being full of your own opinionated B******T. the troops are great. support the troops and so on... if you're so damm fond of them then join them. oh wait you couldn't.

I'll let that speak for itself. Now, if you'd like to contribute a fun bad joke, knock yourself out. Otherwise, isn't your mommie calling you for dinner?

How very sad of a 44 year old to bring my other into this. it's to be expected from worthless idiots like you.

[Flare]

Wow... yeah good thing this is Flames and Fanboys.

[TheAlien]

Wow... yeah good thing this is Flames and Fanboys.

Yeah, really. But that's what happens when ya try and talk to a teenie bopper 16yo who drinks like bigchris. But then, this is the best time to talk to them, while they still know everything. Ya always get such intelligent conversations outta them.

Now, back to the bad jokes:

What do you do for a dog with no legs?



Take him out for a drag!

[Rab Mush]

Take him out for a drag!

That's awful!

*pets Sammy*

[BJWanlund]

sonuvabitch.

Here's one:

Two rednecks walk into a bar. One orders a Bud Light, the other, Miller Lite. After one drink, the Bud Light drinker sees what he thinks to be someone different from him. He goes to beat him up...and discovers that it was his reflection in the mirror! After another drink, the Miller Lite drinker sees the same thing, so he goes to beat him up...only to discover that it was his reflection! The two guys stumble bloodied out of the bar, and there is an autistic redneck walking beside them, bloodied just like they are! So they ask him why he's all bloody, and the autistic man replies, "When I'm drunk, my autism gets worse. I think I see someone different from me, when it's really my reflection in the mirror!"

The moral of the story: Don't try to beat up someone different than you while drunk. You may regret that later on.

BJ

[CausalSpark]

Then what form do you call what you do?



Yo, tweedle head, what have I ever done to you other than spank you silly in every debate you're even attempted with me? Talk about growing up.



I'll let that speak for itself. Now, if you'd like to contribute a fun bad joke, knock yourself out. Otherwise, isn't your mommie calling you for dinner?

I, too, would've defended TheAlien if I found out sooner that he was being offended. First off, everyone should have a right to defend TheAlien without being offended as well. Second (bigchris), if he's a joke, then how do you know this? Do you actually KNOW the guy to point fingers and situationally make accusations to your advantage. It's like everyone saying they hate George Bush because of the stuff he's doing, but despite what he's doing, he's a nice guy. You shouldn't judge people based around their views or anything they say. As for the username, he has every right to name himself TheAlien the same way you have the right to name yourself bigchris.

[Womp]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water?



Bob



What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on the wall?



Art



What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on the front step?



Matt

[miner2049er]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water?
Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on the wall?
Art

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on the front step?
Matt

My favourite one of those type of gags was

What do you call a man with a Hotel on his head?
Norman Tebbit.

(US readers should check out the Bombing of the Grand Hotel, Brighton)

[bigchris]

I, too, would've defended TheAlien if I found out sooner that he was being offended. First off, everyone should have a right to defend TheAlien without being offended as well. Second (bigchris), if he's a joke, then how do you know this? Do you actually KNOW the guy to point fingers and situationally make accusations to your advantage. It's like everyone saying they hate George Bush because of the stuff he's doing, but despite what he's doing, he's a nice guy. You shouldn't judge people based around their views or anything they say. As for the username, he has every right to name himself TheAlien the same way you have the right to name yourself bigchris.

Why deffend TheAlien? he had a go at my mother, let the 44 year old look after himself.

[CausalSpark]

Why deffend TheAlien? he had a go at my mother, let the 44 year old look after himself.

I'm defending him because that offense pointed toward him was not right. Do you know how many other people on this forum are over 40 and have an account? Last time I checked, there is no age limit to this forum. Also said, there is no age limit as to what you can name yourself. This forum is mostly for adults, so as far as I see it you're making of someone who belongs here. There's no point debating; it's like arguing with ice.