The bad jokes thread

[Rab Mush]

I saw this thread on Gamefaqs, and thought I might as well start one here. They can be pretty hilarious Remember, they're just jokes...

Why can't Shaq play Nascar?
Because he's black.

What's worse than 5 dead babies in a bag?
One dead baby in 5 bags.

Post your own!

[sci]

Wii's Launch Lineup

[entexman]

Current day fanboys like Sci who post in other non-Sci based game genre forums in the hopes of making their opposing point to those who could care less.

Truly hilarious because they think their biased viewpoint matters to others.

[bigchris]

TheAlien. A walking joke.

[Demolition Man]

PS3's Launch Lineup

Fixed.

I mean seriously there is not one single damn game for the PS3 that I even give a damn about. At least the 360 has Geo Wars and Elder Scrolls 4... oh wait, both are out for the PC even if one has now been shut down by Microsoft since it was too much like their own version.

[CausalSpark]

At least the 360 has Geo Wars and Elder Scrolls 4... oh wait, both are out for the PC even if one has now been shut down by Microsoft since it was too much like their own version.

Amen.

[Rab Mush]

Fixed.

At least the 360 has Geo Wars, Elder Scrolls 4, GRAW, Dead Rising, Prey, R* Table Tennis, Hitman Blood Money, Saints Row, Enchanted Arms, Chrome Hounds, Ninety-Nine Nights, and soon many others.

Fixed

[WorknMan]

Current day fanboys like Sci who post in other non-Sci based game genre forums in the hopes of making their opposing point to those who could care less.

Ahhh, c'mon. I thought it was funny lol

[Demolition Man]

Fixed

I was refering to games that came out at launch or around launch time. So far I have seen squat for the PS3 that even makes me want one.

[Darksol]

I was refering to games that came out at launch or around launch time. So far I have seen squat for the PS3 that even makes me want one.

I'll hold final judgment of the PS3 until I can actually play one with the real games. Maybe I will be suprised. For now, I can pass judgement on Sony's business acumen, which is quite amateur and something of what NOT to do for anybody who bothered to read case studies of companies who made bad decisions at Business school. Oh yeah, and E3.