The bad jokes thread

**Rab Mush** · 09-03-2006, 01:26 PM

I saw this thread on Gamefaqs, and thought I might as well start one here. They can be pretty hilarious

Remember, they're just jokes...

Why can't Shaq play Nascar?
Because he's black.

What's worse than 5 dead babies in a bag?
One dead baby in 5 bags.

Post your own!

**sci** · 09-03-2006, 05:10 PM

Wii's Launch Lineup

**entexman** · 09-03-2006, 05:42 PM

Current day fanboys like Sci who post in other non-Sci based game genre forums in the hopes of making their opposing point to those who could care less.

Truly hilarious because they think their biased viewpoint matters to others.

**Demolition Man** · 09-03-2006, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by sci

PS3's Launch Lineup

Fixed.

I mean seriously there is not one single damn game for the PS3 that I even give a damn about. At least the 360 has Geo Wars and Elder Scrolls 4... oh wait, both are out for the PC even if one has now been shut down by Microsoft since it was too much like their own version.

**CausalSpark** · 09-03-2006, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by Demolition Man

At least the 360 has Geo Wars and Elder Scrolls 4... oh wait, both are out for the PC even if one has now been shut down by Microsoft since it was too much like their own version.

Amen.

**Rab Mush** · 09-03-2006, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by Demolition Man

Fixed.

At least the 360 has Geo Wars, Elder Scrolls 4, GRAW, Dead Rising, Prey, R* Table Tennis, Hitman Blood Money, Saints Row, Enchanted Arms, Chrome Hounds, Ninety-Nine Nights, and soon many others.

Fixed

**Demolition Man** · 09-03-2006, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by Rab Mush

Fixed

I was refering to games that came out at launch or around launch time. So far I have seen squat for the PS3 that even makes me want one.

**Darksol** · 09-03-2006, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by Demolition Man

I was refering to games that came out at launch or around launch time. So far I have seen squat for the PS3 that even makes me want one.

I'll hold final judgment of the PS3 until I can actually play one with the real games. Maybe I will be suprised. For now, I can pass judgement on Sony's business acumen, which is quite amateur and something of what NOT to do for anybody who bothered to read case studies of companies who made bad decisions at Business school. Oh yeah, and E3.

**bigchris** · 09-03-2006, 05:50 PM

TheAlien. A walking joke.

**TheAlien** · 09-04-2006, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by bigchris

TheAlien. A walking joke.

Did you really think I'd miss that? People with tiny minds are sooooo funny!

Shall we get back to the bad jokes?

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

Hillary says, "I believe you're in my chair."