Misheard Lyrics

[Flare]

I always thought that in the song from band Til Tuesday they said: Keep it down now... Voice is scary.

It looks like the name of the song is in fact "Voices carry", and that's what they say in the chorus.

[NE146]

Yes. And it may also surprise you to hear the Bee Gees are not saying "Bald Headed Woman" but in fact are saying "More than a Woman" which is the name of the song.

[Flare]

And also, it wasn't until I read the lyrics that I thought Beck, in his song "Loser" was saying "So, open the door" instead of "Soy un perdedor". Who would've thunk?

[Flare]

Also, and it still sounds like that to me, Van Halen's David Lee Roth says "Maxwell jump"...

[NE146]

And Michael Jackson swears that "the chair is not my son"?

[Flare]

I know Banarama's song "Venus" goes like "I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire"; but every time I hear it I imagine they say "I'm your penis, I'm your fire, at your desire"

[jellyworld]

For years I thought No Doubts 'Spiderwebs' chorus "It's all your fault, I screen my phone calls" was "It's all your fault, I scream my balls off"

[alexjlopez]

I had a buddy in junior high who spoke very little English and used to sing "Girls just want to have f*ck, oh, girls just want to have f*ck. That's all they really waaaaaaaaaaant. Just f************ck..."

[WorknMan]

Then you have songs like this, where you have no f**king idea what they're saying unless you look it up

[Shane R. Monroe]

My ex-wife didn't know the damn lyrics to ANY song. She would just make them up as they go along.