Zombie Strippers

**Shane R. Monroe** · 02-04-2009, 06:36 AM

On a whim, i decided to take a look at this obvious cheese, sure to be grotesque title.

I gotta say, if you go in low, and understand it's almost a tongue in cheek look at zombie movies (oh and you want to see some boobies) -- you will probably like it.

It's surprisingly intelligent and well written for this kinda flick - although the best lines tend to be wasted on the bad actors of the group (which is hard to tell who they are - since they are all a bit over the top). Some of the really small nuances that are even more than smart than the rest of the film are almost wasted on this film. The goth stripper chick as priceless.

This is sorta like a Naked Gun (no pun here) movie -- the best parts are often missed if you're not paying close attention.

There is also an "anti-Bush" overtone to the film, so the republicans might take offense...

Crack Team Leader: "We just got a memo ... 'Osama attack on American Soil immenent ....' ... what does that mean?
Team Member: "Do nothing with it and just hope the problem goes away?"

The only people you will recognize are Jenna Jameson and our poor Robert Englund ... far from Elm St.

Tongue and cheek - some decent special effects - a good notch above the average B flick -

I recommend a look see. Rent of course. Don't buy.

**Shane R. Monroe** · 02-04-2009, 06:53 AM

As I continue to watch ... it's even better.

They even have some mexican defamatory action going on....

Mexican Janitor: "Am I gonna have to clean all this crap up?"
Englund: "What color is this?" (pointing to the mexican's skin)
Mexican: "Ummm.... Cappachino?"
Englund: "Right ... that means you'll clean this WHOLE place up spotless ... and if you don't, I'll replace your ass with someone ELSE standing in front of Home Depot".

I about pissed myself ...

**Shane R. Monroe** · 02-04-2009, 07:15 AM

OMG ... a THE WARRIORS reference ... owned ... Operated ...

**alexjlopez** · 02-04-2009, 08:58 AM

LOL--I downloaded it a while back but couldn't watch after the first few minutes hehe,

**Shane R. Monroe** · 02-04-2009, 09:22 AM

Stick with it ...

You didn't like the Onion like newscast at the beginning?

**pissant** · 02-04-2009, 03:14 PM

I enjoyed it. With a name like that, you have to assume that its going to be pretty tongue in cheek.

**chooka1** · 02-08-2009, 09:58 AM

Hey guys,

I am getting ready to go on 4 days R/R to Qatar and I have been killing time at the base near the airport. I picked up a horror movie called Amusement for $2 from the hajee shop. I give it a C. The story involves three childhood friends who are each stalked and captured --in a somewhat clever manner--by a psychotic whom they teased as a child. Two of the three stories have good atmospherics and a pretty good villian that was underdeveloped. I recommend a rental for the die hard horror fans out there. I dont mean to sound like a pervert but I wish today's horror would have the obligatory nudity scene. There was something about being a teenager in the 80s and the obligatory titillating sight of a beatiful woman in horror movies.

I am always looking for a good horror movie no matter what the decade. Some lesser known titles I recommend are:

Who can kill a child?

The sentinel

Mirrors (Kieffer Sutherland)

High Tension

Phantasm (probably well known within the RGR crew)

The Beast Within (scared me as a 10 year old)

Amyityville Horror (watch again if you havent seen it in a long time. I was watching it with my wife before I left and out of fear I threw my arms into the air twice and hit her in the face!)

Any recommendations from the group? A good horror movie is hard to find.

Chooka

**Nicko68** · 02-08-2009, 11:57 AM

Thanks for the recommendations Chooka. I will check some of these out. I also enjoyed Mirrors.

Have you seen Joy Ride or Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead? The second was straight to video but I liked it. I liked both of them really. The tone of the two movies are different though.. the second had gore, the first was just suspenseful.

**Spin** · 02-08-2009, 05:37 PM

Chooka1,

Hit the pool very nice.
Do the water sports.
Good food get the stir fry!
Have fun.
The post cdr is a cool guy. 1sgt too.

Relax and have fun.
Spin
The USO is very nice too!

**chooka1** · 02-09-2009, 05:37 AM

Originally Posted by Spin

Chooka1,

Hit the pool very nice.
Do the water sports.
Good food get the stir fry!
Have fun.
The post cdr is a cool guy. 1sgt too.

Relax and have fun.
Spin
The USO is very nice too!

Thanks! Just got here a few hours ago. Took 30 some hours of waiting and travelling from Baghdad. Tomorrow a Qatarian General has opened his beach house to the soliders/airmen/sailors on R/R leave. It should be interesting. I hear there is a cheetah running around his place!

Chooka