Uncategorized

First of all, I feel the need to address my audience. Judging by the fact that I have over 1100 views and 0 comments on my last blog, I'm going to have to conclude that my audience consists of 1095 internet bots and probably 5 people who know me in real life and are spying on me. To the people who know me in real life, you're creeping me out by silently watching me! To my internet bot fans, I have no idea what you're reading my blog for, I have yet to mention anything about "Nike" or "Cheap Perfume". ...

Paper Towel Dispensers

It used to be that when you'd go into a public bathroom, you could do your business, wash your hands, and use as many paper towels as you needed to dry your hands off afterward. In the past few years though, I've noticed more and more of those electronic paper towel dispensers creeping into public bathrooms. These are the little devices that require you to wave your hand in front of it before it will dispense a paper towel. Now you know, the first time I saw ...

Parking Spaces

Many a passenger in my car has taken issue with the way I find parking spaces. The issue here is not so much in how I park, but rather that I don't have any problem with walking ¼ of a mile from my car to a shopping center. They would rather have me drive around the busy parking lot for 5-10 minutes searching for "the closest spot to the store" and therefore "the least amount of distance to walk to get to the store". What is with that?

I like to think ...

I recently spent about two straight days dealing with the effects of the stomach flu. As a result, I ate next to nothing over the course of those two days. As I got my appetite back and felt good again, I realized I had one heck of a feast ahead of me so I could make up for not eating. I figured why not treat myself? So I did something I only do probably once every year at most. I decided to get something from Pizza Hut!

Of course, I was too fatigued from the stomach flu to look ...

Roadside Memorials

Everyday we drive on the road, we come across some sort of roadside memorial. Typically, it includes some sort of Styrofoam crucifix and some arranged flowers placed at the spot where a fatal accident occurred. I’m sure the reason why we make these memorials is because we feel the need to concretely identify with the very abstract idea of a loved one leaving earth at such a remote spot like the side of a road. After all, you don’t see people putting a giant heart ...